Anonymous

Anonymous

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Quotes·Quotation by Anonymous

Anger

¶ Keep your mouth shut when you are swimming and when you are angry.

Art

¶ If you like a pretty girl, it's because you know and pursue beauty. That means you're a potential artist.

Attitude

¶ Positive thinking gains the whole world, Negative thinking is reduced to begging.

¶ Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you.

¶ Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.

Challenge

¶ A bend in the road is not the end of the road, as long as you make the turn.

¶ Challenge can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks — it's just a matter of how you view them.

Children·Youth

¶ Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

Cold feet

¶ Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

Communication

¶ The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.

Compromise

¶ Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Death

¶ Rather than mourn the absence of the flame, let us celebrate how brightly it burned.

Diamond

¶ Diamonds are a boy's worst foe.

Emotions

@ Feelings are a very difficult business. So outsource them.

Family·Parenting

¶ Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it - and some of your spouse's family does too.

Food·Dieting

¶ Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

Husbands·Wives

¶ I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Knowledge·Wisdom

¶ Know her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul.

Love

¶ Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

¶ Love creates an "us" without destroying a "me."

¶ Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

¶ Love is the delightful interval between meeting Haddock and discovering that Haddock looks like a haddock.

Marriage(Negative)

¶ All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Money

¶ The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.

Rose

¶ If you call a rose a stinkweed, it might not smell as sweet.

Sports

¶ The best defense is a good offense.

U.K.

¶ The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west.